Clyde The Rooster

This old farmer couldn't get his hens to lay any eggs, so he boorowed his neighbor's rooster. The farmer brought Clyde home and let him loose in the hen house and the cluckin began, but after the hens Clyde took off and did the horses, the cows, the goats, and the dog. The old farmer said"Clyde if you don't slow down you are going to kill yourself". Ole Clyde didn't care he was one horny rooster. Ole Clyde kept making a ruckus all night and the next morning the farmer got up and went outside and there laid Clyde. The farmer walked up to Clyde and said "I warned you that you would kill yourself if you didn't slow down" and about that time Clyde looked up and said Shhh and pointed up and said BUZZARDS!!!!

Joke 18