Early Bird

This early bird woke up late one morning. He swooped out of the nest, swooped down grabbed the worm, and swooped back up to head to work. Well he didn't have enough time to chew the worm so he just swallowed it.

The worm, still alive, wiggled his way through the bird's throat, wiggled his way through the bird's stomach, wiggled his way through the bird's intestines, and then stuck his head out of the bird's rectum.

He looked around, looked down, and then looked forward and said, "Hey bird, how high are we?"

The bird looked down and said to the worm, "About 5,000 feet."

The worm replied, "You wouldn't be shitting me would you?"

Joke 17