West Virginia Lottery

Did you hear about the New 3 Million dollar West Virginia STate Lottary. 3 dolllars a year for a million years. :)

What does a Divorce in West Virginia and a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in Florida have in common? I don't know but somebody's going to lose a trailer!

Why do West virginians go to the Movie theater in groups of 18 or more? Nobody admitted 17 and under.

What do you get when you have 32 West Virginians in the same room? A full set of teeth!!!

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

A new law was passed in West Virginia when a couple gets a divorce their still brother and sister.

There was once a fly flying around this lake and it was getting thirsty and it thought if I could just drop down and get a drink in the lake was a bass fish and he saw the fly and he thought that if the fly drops down to get a drink he would catch that fly and have himself something to eat. On the other side of the lake was a bear and he saw the fly and he thought that when the fly drops down and the bass jumps up to catch the fly he would grab the bass and he would have something to eat. On the other side of the lake there was this hunter who saw the fly and the bass and the bear and he thought that when the fly drops down and the bass jumps up and the bear grabs the bass he would shoot the bear and get himself something to eat. Well behind the hunter there was a mouse and he thought When the fly drops down and the bass jumps up and the bear grabs the bass and the hunter shoots the bear he would get the hunters sandwich was sitting beside him. But Lord and behold behind the mouse hiding was a cat thought If the fly drops down and the bass jumps up and the bear gets the bass and the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse goes for the sandwitch he would get the mouse and he would have something good to eat. Well sure enough the fly dropped down and the bass jumped up and bear grabbed the bass and the hunter shot the bear and mouse took a bite of the sandwich and the cat jumped for the mouse and missed and fell in the lake. What's the moral of this story? When a fly drops down a pussy is going to get wet!!