The Frog

A man walks into a pet store and the owner says “This here frog will give you the best SEX that you have ever had in your life!” The Man says “I can't believe that but I will give you $5.00 for the FROG right now. The owner says he will let the frog go for $100.00 dollars. The man thinks the frog looks like it needed a home, so he gave the owner the $100.00 dollars for the frog and takes him home. That night while in bed, the man reaches over to caress his wife; she just shrugs off his attempts towards her and rolls over to sleep. Well the man decides to get up and go to the other room. A couple hours later the wife wakes up and notices that her husband is not in bed with her. She gets up to find her Husband, but, after a complete search of the house, there is only one more room to check. So the Wife strolls into the kitchen, only to see the FROG sitting in the middle of the Counter and her husband leaning over the counter looking at every cookbook that she owns with the FROG. The wife asks: "What in the hell are you doing?" The husband replies: “AS SOON AS I TEACH THIS FROG HOW TO COOK! YOUR ASS IS OUGHT OF HERE!!!

 

Joke 27