3 Drunk Mice

3 mice walk into a bar, pull up stools, and order 3 man-sized shots of tequilla. The first mouse downs his shot and says "you know, I'm so brave, that when I come across a mousetrap, I snatch the cheese before the spring snaps and then I feed my family for a week!" The second mouse then downs his shot and says "That's nothin', I can take a fist full of Decon and just gobble it down ..." The third mouse slugs his shot down, gets up and leaves. The other two say "hey, hey, where do you think you're goin'? And he replies..... "I'm goin' to fuck the cat!"

Joke 15