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AnsMach - A Rappin Answering Machine Message.wav

AnsMach - A Horse Racing Answering Machine Message.wav

AnsMach - Alice Cooper.wav

AnsMach - Alien.wav

AnsMach - Austin Powers, Like no one is home baby.wav

AnsMach - Baseball, Hi if you just joined.wav

AnsMach - Bill Clinton's 900 Number.wav

AnsMach - Britney Spears - Crazy.wav

AnsMach - Bubba Fat Xss Office.wav

AnsMach - Cheech, Oh Man thank you for.wav

AnsMach - Clint Eastwood, There is no one home.wav

AnsMach - Columbo, Excuse me I don't mean to bother you.wav

AnsMach - Confused (aka Automated Hell).wav

AnsMach - Cradle Of Filth - Dani's.wav

AnsMach - Don't Bother Leaving Your Name and Number.wav

AnsMach - Dragon Ball Z - Vegeta Answering Machine.wav

AnsMach - Elvis Presley, Hey baby this is here the King.wav

AnsMach - Faulty Towers.wav

AnsMach - Fields, An answering machine.wav

AnsMach - Flinstone, Fred; Listen you rockhead.wav

AnsMach - Friends, Singing, You've got leave a message.wav

AnsMach - Garfield, and no one can come to the phone.wav

AnsMach - George Bush, I'm not home right now.wav

AnsMach - George from Seinfeld, believe it or not.wav

AnsMach - Greetings, This Is Igor.wav

AnsMach - Greetings, This is Science Officer.wav

AnsMach - Greetings, you have reached the 6th sense detective agency .wav

AnsMach - Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs (clips put together).wav

AnsMach - Harry Connick, JR.wav

AnsMach - Having Sex, Ahhh.wav

AnsMach - Hepburn, I'm answering this phone .wav

AnsMach - Hey, where did you get this number. What makes you think I want to talk to you.wav

AnsMach - Hello caller, should you choose to accept it (Mission Impossible Theme Answering Machine Message).wav

AnsMach - Hello Heaven here,God speaking leave you name, number and prayer .wav

AnsMach - Hello Hello Oh Hi, how are you, yeah, but I'm not home right at the moment, so take my answering machine please.wav

AnsMach - Hello I'm home right now, but I can't find the phone.wav

AnsMach - Hello I'm not home right now so hang on while I get a pencil.wav

AnsMach - Hello there and welcome to the show today's topic answering machines.wav

AnsMach - Hello, you are the one millionith caller and have won a brand new car, provided you can answer these questions.wav

AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 1.wav

AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 2.wav

AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 3.wav

AnsMach - Hi, I'm not here, please leave a message for my cat.wav

AnsMach - Hi, I'm not here, please leave a message for my dog.wav

AnsMach - Homer, Hello, to whoever you're calling.wav

AnsMach - Howard Stern.wav

AnsMach - I don't know who you, Where you calling near or far, when I get up outta the sack (Military theme).wav

AnsMach - If you wanna be my lover, you have got to leave, leave your name and number (Spice girls Theme).wav

AnsMach - I'm Home But Cant Find The Phone.wav

AnsMach - Irish Man, Hello are you calling me.wav

AnsMach - Jack, Hi this is Jack.wav

AnsMach - Jack, I don't know what to tell ya.wav

AnsMach - Jim Rockford.wav

AnsMach - Jimmy Stewart, listen carefully.wav

AnsMach - Karloff, the master of the house.wav

AnsMach - Kermit the Frog, Testing 1,2,3.wav

AnsMach - Left Left Left Right Left (military theme).wav

AnsMach - Learn Japanesse in 20 sec.wav

AnsMach - Like HI okay like all my parents say is give them attitude.wav

AnsMach - Lion Sleep Tonight Tune.wav

AnsMach - Little Fluffy will be Blown to Smitherings.wav

AnsMach - Love me or Call Dr Phil.wav

AnsMach - Machine of Split Personality.wav

AnsMach - Marvin The Martian (Looney Tunes).wav

AnsMach - Mentos Theme, leave a message.wav

AnsMach - Michael Bolton.wav

AnsMach - Mission Impossible.wav

AnsMach - Monty Python - Alzheimer Answering Machine.wav

AnsMach - Mr Sandman please call again or at the beep you could leave me your name.wav

AnsMach - Multiple Choice.wav

AnsMach - Nobody is Getting Away.wav

AnsMach - NSYNC - Justin Timberlake.wav

AnsMach - Operator, that number has been changed.wav

AnsMach - P.O.D.wav

AnsMach - Peter Sellers - Inspector Clouseau.wav

AnsMach - PMS Crisis hotline.wav

AnsMach - Pot Smokers.wav

AnsMach - Prozac and Exlax.wav

AnsMach - Ren and Stimpy.wav

AnsMach - Richy San Borai.wav

AnsMach - Romance, they sure weren't going to answer.wav

AnsMach - Roy D. Mercer, the folks that live here.wav

AnsMach - Santa Clause.wav

AnsMach - Shirley Temple, sorry but no one is not home.wav

AnsMach - Singing Quartet.wav

AnsMach - Singing, Coca-Cola Version.wav

AnsMach - Singing, I hear the phone.wav

AnsMach - Singing, I wish that we could.wav

AnsMach - Singing, If you really want to talk.wav

AnsMach - Singing, If you want to leave a message.wav

AnsMach - Singing, We're a tape recording.wav

AnsMach - Singing, we're sorry we're not home.wav

AnsMach - Singing, You better leave a message.wav

AnsMach - Sorry, Everyone Is Tied Up.wav

AnsMach - So you decided to give us a call, well we're not here.wav

AnsMach - Speak.wav

AnsMach - Star Trek.wav

AnsMach - Telephone Warning Answering Machine.wav

AnsMach - Thank You For Calling 911.wav

AnsMach - Thank you for calling Dial-An-Asshole.wav

AnsMach - Thank you for calling the North Pole.wav

AnsMach - Thank you for Calling, your call will be answered in the order it was received, you are caller 9453.wav

AnsMach - Thank you for calling ToyCo, miss out on tickle me elmo.wav

AnsMach - The Devil.wav

AnsMach - The Fingers You have used to dial are too fat.wav

AnsMach - The Simpsons, Flanders.wav

AnsMach - The Simpsons, Homer.wav

AnsMach - There he sits reading a magazine and suddenly the telephone rings.wav

AnsMach - Twas the Night Before Christmas.wav

AnsMach - USMC.wav

AnsMach - Wanker.wav

AnsMach - Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System.wav

AnsMach - Well Hi There welcome to the easy listening sounds of this answering machine.wav

AnsMach - What we have here is a failure to communicate but if you leave you message at the sound of the kitty (cat meow).wav

AnsMach - You have reached CPX2000 Voice Black Mail System .wav